Greatest Hits

Gretchen Wilson Greatest Hits Lyrics
1.Redneck Woman

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all
night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me,
hell yeah

Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door

I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me,
hell yeah

I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me,
hell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah!


2.Here For The Party

Well I'm an eight ball shooting double fisted drinking son of a
gun
I wear My jeans a little tight
Just to watch the little boys come undone
Im here for the beer and the ball busting band
Gonna get a little crazy just because I can

You know im here for the party
And i aint leavin til they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some
You know im here, im here for the party

I may not be a ten but the boys say i clean up good
And if i gave em half a chance for some rowdy romance you know
they would
Ive been waiting all week just to have a good time
So bring on them cowboys and their pick up lines

You know im here for the party
And i aint leavin til they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some
You know im here, im here for the party

Dont want no purple hooter shooter just some jack on the rocks
Dont mind me if i start that trashy talk

You know im here for the party
And i aint leavin til they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some

You know im here for the party
And i aint leavin til they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some
You know im here, im here for the party


3.Homewrecker

Well you're a real hot cookie with a new hairdo
Your high heel boots and your credit card
Long legs and a mini skirt
Yeah you know what works and you work it hard
You smile like such a lady innocent and sweet
You drive the men folk crazy,
But any girl can see
You're just a

Homewrecker
I know what you're doin'
You think you're gonna ruin what I got, But you're not
Yeah you little go getter
I'll teach you a lesson
If you get to messin' with my man
You don't stand a chance
No, you're just a homewrecker

I'm sure you waited for a long, long time
To find a man like mine
But honey you're too late
So before you go and make your move
Maybe me and you should get a few things straight
There's two ways we can do this
I'll let you decide
You can take it somewhere else or we can take it outside you
little

Homewrecker
I know what you're doin'
You think you're gonna ruin what I got, But you're not
Yeah you little go getter
I'll teach you a lesson
If you get to messin' with my man
You don't stand a chance
No, you're just a homewrecker

Now honey I'm a Christian, But if you keep it up
I'm gonna go to kickin' your pretty little butt
Is that clear enough yeah, you little

Homewrecker
I'll teach you a lesson
If you get to messin' with my man
You don't stand a chance
No, you're just a homewrecker


4.When I Think About Cheatin'

I've never done anything
That would bring a tear to your eye
I've never crossed the line
or needed an alibi to cover up a lie
But darling i'll admit
They're been times when i could have
The thing that kept me strong
Is the one thing that is always on My mind

When I think about cheatin'
I just think about you leavin'
And how my world would fall to pieces
If I tossed your love away
Even when i'm tempted by some stranger
Oh there's never any danger
I just think about you leavin'
When I think about cheatin'

There was a time in Abilene
When he said all the things I wanted to hear
It was hard to turn him down
Between the champaigne and the sound of whispers in my ear
But it just took one two-step with someone and I was missing you
He never had the chance cause I broke up the dance
Before the song was through

When I think about cheatin'
I just think about you leavin'
And how my world would fall to pieces
If I tossed your love away
Even when i'm tempted by some stranger
Oh there's never any danger
I just think about you leavin'
When I think about cheatin'
Even when i'm tempted by some stranger
Oh there's never any danger
I just think about you leavin'
When I think about cheatin'


5.California Girls

I ain't neve had a problem with California
There's a lot of good women from Sacramento to Carona
But them Hollywood types after a while wearon ya
Struttin' around in their size zeros
Skinny little girls no meat on their bones
Never even heard of George Jones

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
Ain't you gladyou glad there's still a few of us left.
That know how to rock your world
Ain'tafraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls

There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery
Well Dolly Parton never looked so good to me
Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be
But that Paris Hilton Gets under my skin
With her big fake smile and and her painted on tan
She'd never have a chance at a real man

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
Ain't you gladyou glad there's still a few of us left.
That know how to rock your world
Ain'tafraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.


6.Politically Uncorrect (Feat. Merle Haggard)

I'm for the low man on the totem pole
And I'm for the underdog god bless his soul
And I'm for the guys still pulling third shift
and the single mom raising her kids
And I'm for the preacher who stay on their knees
And I'm for the sinner who finally believed
And I'm For the farmer with dirt on his hands
And the soldiers who fight for this land

And I'm for the bible
And I'm for the flag
And I'm for the working man
Me and Ol' hag
I'm just one of many who can't get no respect
Politically Uncorrect

I guess my opinion is all out of style
Don't get me started because i can get wild
And I'll make a fight for the four father's plan (That's Right)
Hell the world already knows where I stand

And I'm for the bible
And I'm for the flag
And I'm for the working man
Me and Ol' hag
I'm just one of many who can't get no respect
Politically Uncorrect

Nothing Wrong with the bible
Nothing Wrong with the flag
Nothing Wrong with the working man
Me and Ol' Hag
We're just some of many that can't get no respect
Politically Uncorrect
Politically Uncorrect


7.I Don't Feel Like Loving You Today

don't feel like loving you today
So don't you even try to change my mind
The best thing you can do right now is just go away
Cause I don't feel like loving you today

I don't want to talk about last night
I'm angry and haven't had much sleep
And I'm so tired and bloodshot,
there ain't no telling what I'd say
Cause I don't feel like loving you today...

But you know I will anyway
Even though we make it hard sometimes
I'll wind up forgiving you
And probably loving you for the rest of my life...
But I don't feel like loving you today

And I've got sixteen hours left to go
I might tell you that I'm leavin' even though you know I'll stay
Cause I don't feel like loving you today...

But you know I will anyway
Even though we make it hard sometimes
I'll wind up forgiving you
And probably loving you for the rest of my life...
But I don't feel like loving you today
I just don't feel like loving you today.


8.One Of The Boys

I can do most anything a man can do
I can hold my liquor with the best of you
Even take your money in a game of pool
Yeah, I'd kick your butt if I wanted to
I don't mind when people cuss in front of me
Truth is I don't blush that much at anything
But I still got this little girl inside of me
That likes to be treated like a queen

I know I don't act much like a lady
But I still need to be somebody's baby
Yeah you might find me making too much noise
But I'm more than just one of the boys
Yeah, I'm more than just one of the boys

God knows I ain't ever been the clingy type
Looking for a man to make it all alright
But I don't mind admitting sometimes late at night
Well I need someone to hold me tight

I know I don't act much like a lady
But I still need to be somebody's baby
Yeah you might find me making too much noise
But I'm more than just one of the boys
Yeah, I'm more than just one of the boys


9.Come To Bed (Feat. John Rich)

Sometimes we fight
Bout who's wrong and right
And stay up all night
And sometimes we drink
And say hurtful things
That we don't mean
Yea we're both screaming but no bodd's listenin
Let?s take this madness out of the kitchen

Come to bed
Let?s just lay down
There's just one way we're gonna work this out
Forget what I did
Forget what you said
Oh darlin, Come to bed

Well I love you
You know I do
You love me too
So let's just stop
Remember what we've got
Before it all gets lost
Just take my hand
It's been way too long
Turn out the lights
And turn each other on

Come to bed
Let's just lay down
There?s just one way we're gonna work this out
Forget what I did
Forget what you said
Oh darlin Come to bed

Let's put aside our prideful feelings for tonight
In the morning we'll see things in a different light

Just come to bed
Let's just lay down
There's just one way we're gonna work it out
Forget what I did
Forget what you said
Oh darlin come to bed


10.All Jacked Up

Hey yeah

Well, 5:30 pm rolls around,
there's a lil ol' joint outside of town
Only got time for just a couple of beers
And a jukebox song ringin in my ears
The next thing you know the bartenders pouring,
shots are flowin, Got me stone man
All i really know is that i should be goin
But I'm soakin up the moment

And I'm all jacked up (all jacked up)
I'm all jacked up (all jacked up)
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing i've learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all jacked up

It was gettin mighty close to 9 o'clock
What the hell i'll have one more shot
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I might of must of gone a lil too far
Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue
Ten foot two with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it comin i deserved it too

Cause I was all jacked up (all jacked up)
All jacked up (all jacked up)
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing i've learned when you get tore up,
don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

Don't have to go home but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my god it's 2 o'clock
I can't find my keys and my truck's locked
So i grab a tire tool and i broke my window,
hurt my elbow, got me in though
2 Foot later backed into the light pole
All the town folk got a good show

All jacked up (all jacked up)
All jacked up (all jacked up)
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing i've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up

Jacked up (all jacked up)
(All jacked up)

WOOOOO
One thing I've learned when you get tore up,
don't start no stuff when your all jacked up
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your car
don't start no stuff in no bar
Hell i wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
When your all jacked up (all jacked up)
All jacked up

Yeah


11.Barracuda (Live)